Guiderised

To be absolutely pounded by a Guido causing instant pleasure and the inability to walk properly for a week.

God damn, she looks like she’s absolutely Guiderised!!!

by The Difficult One! June 13, 2019

guid sauce

a common term for gel used by "guidos."

Hey broski ya got any guid sauce?

by Rick Fine February 9, 2009

Guidassgardenism

The sense of humor most commonly found in the greatest state in the union, New Jersey. Can be recognized as a slight sarcasm or undertone of assholish remarks along with the occasional inappropriate reference to race, sexual orientation, religion, or felashio.

(In the town supermarket)
Frank: Hey Bill! Suck a dick you greek homosexual protestant.

Bill: Ahhh Frankie... I knew that was you just by the your fucking guidassgardenism.

by WAWA! November 9, 2009

Guido Werner

In other words Mr. Man, nobody can come close to the awesomeness! Best, Better, Even fucking better, Guido Werner OOO YEAH

O my god its Guido Werner, I need a tissue

by GWADAMN March 6, 2010

guido

a sorry excuse for italians

those jersey shore kids think they're real italians. no, they're just guidos

by eeeeeeeep September 9, 2011

Guido

Guido- Usually referred to as really potent and loud weed.

-"Aye bro, did you grab the guido?"

-"Yea it's in the jean jacket."

by Mer Thang November 21, 2011

Gideot

An English upper-class white male with no intelligence, but lots of rich friends, a cocaine habit and very high opinion of himself

My new boss has been telling me how to do my job, even though he doesn't know what I do and he's off his face on coke again. He's a total Gideot.

by NannyOgg March 13, 2015