Mud flaps

1) Uncircumcised Forskin after anal sex.

2) A girls pussy lips after going ass to vagina.

After I pulled my uncircumcised cock out of her ass my dick looked like mud flaps after an off-road excursion.

After going ass to vag on my girlfriend, her pussy lips looked like soiled mud flaps.

by SploogeSheets September 27, 2017

flatscalator

The moving walkways, often in airports, that move much like an escalator, except they are flat.

Jane: "It's like...a mile to the terminal for our flight."
Jill: "Hey, there's a flatscalator! Jump on it so we don't have to walk."

by pseuzieq August 3, 2010

Flatslash

underscore

My gamer tag is abc flatslash 123. (abc_123).

by DWA_76 December 21, 2019

Fatshadowing

When, on a sunny day, you hide in the shadow of a lardy person's lard to escape getting a sunburn.

Oh god! It's too hot out-time to take part in some fatshadowing, gang.

by DelAnt September 25, 2009

Flabs of Steel

It's what someone has when they act as if they are muscular or skinny- but are- well- FAT (or just biiiggg losers). 97.2% of them are douchebags. The other 2.8% is big people with WAYYY too much self-esteem. Look out for these ones- they're usually nut jobs.

"Hey, you met Tyler Bennett?"

"Yeah, he's got Flabs of Steel like shit, man."

"That douchebag."

by The Original Ninja, Bitch :D October 5, 2009

fatshit crazy

The senseless way in which an obese person loses their temper and retaliates against tormentors.

It's an urban legend that Natalie from The Facts of Life went fatshit crazy on her skinny castmates and bit them when she heard them making fun of her huge ass.

by NuttyByNature2 July 25, 2010

Fats

When a girl has a really nice ass. its soft, big and very beautiful.

John: Yo Jenny really has a nice ass bro, you're lucky!
Dre: Yeah she has the fats (pronounced Faaattss)

by unk127 March 6, 2017