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Fake bro
Being a person who places the interests of his friends as last priority. To lie, cheat, or act in a decietful manner towards your best friends or bros. The opposite of a true bro.
It must be fake bro February because all my friends are ditching me off.
Eugineo told everyone he was going to his grandmas birthday but really he went to the casino, what a fake bro!
Eugineo told everyone he was going to his grandmas birthday but really he went to the casino, what a fake bro!
Fake bro by Fakebrofebruary February 23, 2011
Facestalking
Using the website facebook to stalk someone by repeatedly checking thier profile page to see their status, relationship status, pictures and who they have been speaking to. You know you have a serious problem with facestalking when you click on who they have been talking to, only to find that only their friends can view their profile. Obviously you cannot add them as this will become suspicious to the person you are stalking. This leaves you angry that you cannot complete your stalking mission.
Talking on facebook chat
Me: Yo
Dan: Yo, cant really chat, i only logged in quickly to see what becky is upto. She chattin to some guy called shaun but i cant see his profile. ffs this is pissing me off big time.
Me: Dude you need some help with your facestalking problem.
Me: Yo
Dan: Yo, cant really chat, i only logged in quickly to see what becky is upto. She chattin to some guy called shaun but i cant see his profile. ffs this is pissing me off big time.
Me: Dude you need some help with your facestalking problem.
Facestalking by <<Chris>> February 24, 2009
Fake
Example: Me: Hey, when you gonna hook me up with that dvd player?
Him: Yea man, I got you. Come down and bring me the money and I got you.
Me: *Arrives at store, attempts to give money*
Him: What do you want? I said what? No I didn't. No way go buy that shit yourself.
Me: You fake as shit fag.
Him: Na man, I'm never fake.
Him: Yea man, I got you. Come down and bring me the money and I got you.
Me: *Arrives at store, attempts to give money*
Him: What do you want? I said what? No I didn't. No way go buy that shit yourself.
Me: You fake as shit fag.
Him: Na man, I'm never fake.
Fake by Purple drank 911 November 6, 2010
Fake Chow
Fake Chow is when you are going to perform cunninlingus on a woman, but either a) You were never really in the mood to go down on her because she hasn't shaved for a few weeks or b) You got a whiff of her bearded clam and had already reached the point of no return and in doing so you began the Fake Chow. Using your fingers as your tongue and making lip smacking noises as if you are enjoying some of Uncle Ho's famous Kung Pao Chicken.
Went to go down on this broad I picked up from The Mirage but her snatch smelled like Bob Marley's Dreadlock's boiled in a Curry broth so in a snap decision I gave her the Fake Chow.
Fake Chow by Daddy Diesel April 28, 2011
fake
a person who tries to act cool but never realizes how foolish they're acting. they may think everyone likes them, but don't know that every one of her "friends" are talking shit about her behind that persons back and are using them for their money or car then tells them way later that no one likes them to make them feel like fucken shit.
by the way, you fuckers who wait till the last fucken minute to tell them no one likes them are even worse.
by the way, you fuckers who wait till the last fucken minute to tell them no one likes them are even worse.
fake by jycottonmouth May 4, 2007