buzz feed derangement syndrome

The act of making things up to create a enormous amount of attention only to have to admit you are lying within 24 hours. Also know as Fake News, CNN’s Little Brother or BFDS.

Did you hear about those high school kids that surrounded an Indian tribe and threatened them all with slurs and violence? Next day.... You must suffer from Buzz Feed Derangement Syndrome, did you not research before you told everyone that crap?

by Lostone January 21, 2019

Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS)

Fully justified wave-of-fury affecting ALL "Meet the Press" viewers

Carl had seen "Meet the Press" one too many times. "why am I even allowing my DVR to tape this fucking garbage? Chuck Todd is a disgrace and obviously a mouthpiece for disgraced Qpublicans. what a fucking choad!" Carl exclaimed as he chucked his beer stein against the wall. poor Carl had Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS), so he decided to start a support group in his area.

by Uncle Joosie December 23, 2022

Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc

The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS)

A psychological condition characterized by an extreme and irrational aversion towards individuals who abstain from consuming onions. Individuals afflicted with Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) display symptoms of severe derangement, often exhibiting fits of frustration, anger, or rage when confronted with someone who declines food containing onions or inquires about its onion content. This syndrome manifests as an exaggerated emotional response, leading affected individuals to lash out or become agitated in situations involving onions or onion-related dietary choices.

Despite Sarah's best efforts to politely decline dishes containing onions, her colleague Betty often succumbs to Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS), erupting into fits of frustration whenever Sarah's dietary preferences are mentioned.

Tom's Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) became evident at the dinner party when he aggressively berated his friend for refusing to taste the onion-laden appetizer.

Jenny's Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) reached a peak when her roommate opted not to order pizza with onions, prompting a vicious outburst about culinary preferences.

The online forum erupted into chaos when a user with Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) attacked another member when they suggested a recipe should not include onion, sparking an all caps meltdown about dietary choices.

by JohnsonMcsandwhich February 11, 2024

AIDS (AI Derangement Syndrome)

A play on Trump Derangement Syndrome -- this word can be slapped onto anyone who is so anti-AI that they make it their entire personality to a point that everyone just wishes they were dropped as an infant.

Pubert: Wtf, did I just catch you using AI for your homework? Do you know how much water that went into that and the environmental and social implications and indirect harm you've done for local artists and yababababa...
Chad: Do you have AIDS (AI Derangement Syndrome)? Quit spiking my cortisol brotein shake

by Net and Yahoo March 2, 2026

Flat Earth Derangement Syndrome

A rare condition where someone becomes so committed to arguing that the Earth is flat, they start treating gravity like a conspiracy and globes like forbidden artifacts.

Symptoms include:

Calling airplanes “government magic” ✈️✨
Believing Antarctica is just a giant ice wall guarded by penguin security 🐧🚧
Getting emotionally triggered by maps that curve 🗺️😤
Saying “do your own research” while linking a 17-minute video filmed in a backyard

Example:
“Kal tried to measure the horizon with a level from Home Depot… he’s got a serious case of Flat Earth Derangement Syndrome.”

Side effects:
May cause excessive YouTube binges, distrust of astronauts, and yelling “WAKE UP” at random family dinners.

by Jackssa April 4, 2026

Continental Philosophy Derangement Syndrome

A pathological hostility toward continental European philosophy (phenomenology, existentialism, critical theory, poststructuralism) often expressed by analytic philosophers and their online followers. Symptoms include dismissing entire traditions as “obscurantist gibberish,” refusing to engage primary texts, and attributing all perceived excesses of academic humanities to “continentals.” The syndrome treats philosophy as a zero‑sum game where acknowledging the insights of Heidegger, Sartre, or Derrida would somehow invalidate logical empiricism. It is a form of intellectual xenophobia dressed as rigor.

Example: “He called her Foucauldian analysis ‘word salad’ without having read a single page of Foucault—Continental Philosophy Derangement Syndrome, where ignorance masquerades as critique.”

by Dumu The Void April 4, 2026