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A rare condition where someone becomes so committed to arguing that the Earth is flat, they start treating gravity like a conspiracy and globes like forbidden artifacts.
Symptoms include:
Calling airplanes “government magic” ✈️✨
Believing Antarctica is just a giant ice wall guarded by penguin security 🐧🚧
Getting emotionally triggered by maps that curve 🗺️😤
Saying “do your own research” while linking a 17-minute video filmed in a backyard
Example:
“Kal tried to measure the horizon with a level from Home Depot… he’s got a serious case of Flat Earth Derangement Syndrome.”
Side effects:
May cause excessive YouTube binges, distrust of astronauts, and yelling “WAKE UP” at random family dinners.
Calling airplanes “government magic” ✈️✨
Believing Antarctica is just a giant ice wall guarded by penguin security 🐧🚧
Getting emotionally triggered by maps that curve 🗺️😤
Saying “do your own research” while linking a 17-minute video filmed in a backyard
Example:
“Kal tried to measure the horizon with a level from Home Depot… he’s got a serious case of Flat Earth Derangement Syndrome.”
Side effects:
May cause excessive YouTube binges, distrust of astronauts, and yelling “WAKE UP” at random family dinners.
by Jackssa April 4, 2026
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