Notre Dame secondary defense

1. a harem of faggots that would sooner blow the opposition's offensive stars than actually play football
2. also known as Charlie Weiss' backyard butt-fucking buddies

Wow, the Notre Dame secondary defense tonight looks as confused as a 14-year-old gay kid!

by pissedoffndfan November 28, 2009

Defensive Driver

Noun: Someone who can claim to be a "good driver" when they are really just a stuck-up pussy who thinks its wrong to go 10 over the limit.

Bill: You are too much of a pussy to overtake someone on highway, you are a shitty driver

Travis: I'm not a shitty driver I'm a defensive driver. Look it up sometime.

Bill: Wow, shut the fuck travis, just shut the fuck up right now!

by thecoolcanadian August 24, 2011

dependable

a. Worthy of being depended on; trustworthy
b. having the name Brett

Brett is a very dependable counsellor; definately director material - he definately deserves a 1 on his evaluation

by Brett August 5, 2004

Co-dependent

When you fucking need Christopher Robin Oswald.

Hi, my name is Jefferson and I am a co-dependent sack of shit.

by Fuckjefferson July 2, 2017

PanIP Defense Group

A group of business owners that have banded together to fight back against patent infringment lawsuits by San Diego-based PanIP.

PanIP Defense Group put up a website to tell their story.

by The I Shing December 13, 2003

Defenestrata

(verb); (1)To be thrown out of a window by the hand of God.
The word coming from the word defenestrate-To be thrown out of a window, and stigmata-marks resembling the wounds of the crucified body of Christ, said to be impressed on the bodies of certain persons, esp. nuns, tertiaries, and monastics by God

The cause of Murto was defenestrata.

The anti-christ was defenestrata(ed) by the archangel.

by Assassin Phone inc. April 3, 2008

defence

a word used when a person with a low spelling ability attempts to say DEFENSE! , but instead of a second S uses a C, like an idiot

Hey Kristen the Seahawks are about to score a touchdown

Kristen : DEFENCE DEFENCE!!

by JCQ December 8, 2007