dont stop december

Dont Stop December is to make up for the previous month of No Nut November. After a long month of not busting a nut Dont Stop December will challenge u to not stop going at it all month. By January u should feel normal again. Dont Stop December is an important part of year to year life because without it where would all our cum go from november.

Will you be attending dont stop december in a non stop jackin spree

by Shea McKenzie November 13, 2017

Dick Down December

When No Nut November is finished so no it’s time to let loose an unload the cream.

Thot: “Is No Nut November finally over?”

FBoy: “Yeah, now it’s time for Dick Down December”

by Star Spire December 1, 2019

3rd of December

“3rd of December” is a lyric in the song Heather by Conan Gray

Now a trend on tiktok has made “3rd of December” a thing

girl:Hey its the 3rd of December can I have your sweate?

boy:Why?

girl:you haven't listened to heather?

boy:No??

by akaashistoecrust October 26, 2022

December 4

National watch chicken girls day

It December 4

Isabella what do you mean

Alyssa it’s national watch chicken girls day

by CrackkkkheD November 25, 2019

24 December

Santas Birthday. He is always sad on his birthday because no one says happy birthday to him.

*24 december*

Santa: HO HO HO!!1!1!1!!!
ungrateful pieces of shit: OH THANK U FOR ALL OF THE PRESENTS!1!1!!1!! *doesn’t say happy bday*
Santa: *starts crying* hO Ho hO!.!!.

by Sup Oda and Sage November 6, 2019

December 22, 2012

This is the day after December 21, 2012 (supposedly the apocalypse). On this day, people will feel like an asshole for believing the world will end the day before.

Person 1: What day is it?

Person 2: December 22, 2012...

Person 1: What!?! So the world didn't end?

Person 2: No...we're still alive.

Person 1: Great!! Now I feel like an asshole!!!

by crazyhead June 4, 2009

december 5th

only the best day EVER!! all the best most creative and beautiful people were born on this day, including walt disney who literally shaped our whole childhood. people who are born on this day are sagittarius and are so adventurous, hot, have the best sense of humor and personality, and overall the cutest most lovable people you could ever meet. everyone wishes they were born on december 5th and those who are should flex it because it’s the best day ever and they are obviously such amazing and perfect people. they are caring and very special, if you know someone born on december 5 you should cherish them because they are one of a kind and you will never meet anyone as amazing as they are.

(please note that they also might be coffee addicts)

person 1: damn she’s so gorgeous and has the best personality, she’s basically perfect

person 2: ofc she is man she was born on december 5th

by hehe♡ September 7, 2020