DAFB

Dick appointment flash back

I had a DAFB... couldn’t concentrate for the rest of the day.

by Kittenkitten June 12, 2019

Daft

When someone is saying something that doesn't make sense or doesn't add up.

Hey I heard turtles are human and they talk in real life

"OMG that's daft why would you believe that

by VSCO GIRL REAL ONE August 28, 2019

dafoot

people who are meme queebs, yet not ready to me a meme. (people called amy, aerrtis, deli, reni, ana, and cheska are mostly these)

hey amy! you are a dafoot!

by jaffaman04_ August 31, 2019

Daflad

A device used to gather data and process it into easy to understand chunks.

Did you see gcse bitesize on BBC?
No mate I just use a Daflad.

by Daflad September 8, 2019

dafukderaint

Noun. A reply meaning it better well had better be.

I.e. Bob, "there's no more beer!" Dafukderaint!!!

by Johnni Hancock October 3, 2019

Daft

Americans are DAFT firstly voting for Trump and also using words like tenderfoot as well as changing proper spelling in the English language for instance ‘neighbour’ has changed to ‘neighbor’ in America. That is DAFT.

Americans are truly DAFT

by RanDizzle1169 November 12, 2019

Daft Dingus

An insult for a person who does something really dumb.

"Look, Jeff just said something dumb. "
"He must be a Daft Dingus! "

by Yeet_the_shoe:) November 16, 2019