crumble

When you have a food and it crumble on floor

man FUCK why did this happen now theres crumble all over the floor

by old crumbler December 9, 2018

Crumpet boy

Crumpet boy saves the world (specifically England) from negativity tea drinking experience. He has worked his entire life at this important beautiful job! He should be proud to cause so much joy for England in this time of Brexit. Amongst other of the country’s many horrors he has restored hope in the country’s eyes!

Look it’s crumpet boy he will help us to feel slightly less miserable while we await BREXIT

by Iminclassrightnow June 9, 2019

ooh crumbs

A phrase to describe when shits gone wrong

Penfold: "Ooh Crumbs!"

by lewisnutta May 5, 2006

Victorless Crumbsfelt

a person who loses in everything that they attempt; a pathetic person; a dorky loser; Chauncey; a herb

one friend talking to another friend about a third friend:
"He struck out with that girl again. He is such a victorless crumbsfelt that it almost makes me feel bad for him."

"haha... yeah, ALMOST!"

by dbmetter October 16, 2008

Cracker Crumbs

A group of small white children.

I went to pick up my kid at day care, he was having fun with all the other cracker crumbs.

by MickPaddy September 25, 2010

Bum crumb ass nigga

a bum crumb ass nigga is that one nigga who thinks they the shit but actually fucken ass at everything they do, video games, school, and hell, even making friends. You can tell if somebody’s a bum crumb ass nigga if they wear their beanie at the top of their head with the top of the beanie all raggy n shit. They also wear baseball caps backwards and sitting on the top of their head so that they seem to have a tall head, bc their heads are small and their brains are small, and end up looking extra retarded.

Person 1: damn yo Damian is a fucken bum crumb ass nigga
Person 2: what do you mean?
Person 1: I mean just look at how this bum ass nigga wears his hat! Wtf!?

by senor_jerome November 18, 2019

Robert Crumb

When an author kills off their own character after disapproval of usage by a third party.

Named after Robert Crumb, the author of Fritz the Cat, who killed off his own character after disapproval of how Ralph Bakshi handled the 1972 film of the same name.

So, Matt Furie has killed Pepe, huh? Looks like he pulled a Robert Crumb.

by I. C. Dedpeeple February 2, 2021