Gary ordered a capricciosa pizza but told them to leave off the ham. "You'd be wanting a caprikosher," the pizza man said. "Yes," replied Gary, "but could you put extra anchovies on it to make up for the ham - I am Jewish, you know".
by Martin Sherrard March 25, 2007
Get the Caprikosher mug."He could have gotten anything he wanted--ecstasy, oxy, anything. He wouldn't have wasted his time on methadone. Methadone is a crap high."
by richard fox June 2, 2007
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by georgeharrison December 17, 2007
Get the crap bug mug.Someone who can't resist a yard sale item no matter how fucking useless in either:
a) the attempt to resale said piece of shit for a quarter profit or...
b) thinks they will have a pretty good use for said item later
a) the attempt to resale said piece of shit for a quarter profit or...
b) thinks they will have a pretty good use for said item later
Patrick was such a crap herder, he picked up some broken tables from the trash collection pile and brought them to work.
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
Get the crap herder mug.drew loves to cram henry up the craper with his tiny crap rammer.
well now that crap rammers gone we can take our shields from our asses.
is that crap rammer still here jesus we should put a bell on that dirty little homo.
well now that crap rammers gone we can take our shields from our asses.
is that crap rammer still here jesus we should put a bell on that dirty little homo.
by job less January 13, 2009
Get the crap rammer mug.The treacherous narrow area of Shit Creek. Used to describe a series of unfortunate or stressful events in one's life that happen in quick succesion.
Bill- I've been up Shit Creek without a paddle for the past month, but the last few days have been a blur. It's just one screw-up after another.
Tim- Sounds like you've hit Crap Rapids
Tim- Sounds like you've hit Crap Rapids
by Yung Nastyman May 30, 2009
Get the Crap Rapids mug.Basically "corn." If you accidentally swallow something non-edible, quickly eat corn so that you'll know when to look for said item in your stool.
Bob: Dude, I just swallowed my wedding ring!
Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.
Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.
by SinnMann September 10, 2011
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