crap bookmark

Basically "corn." If you accidentally swallow something non-edible, quickly eat corn so that you'll know when to look for said item in your stool.
Bob: Dude, I just swallowed my wedding ring!

Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.
by SinnMann September 09, 2011
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luxetto

Recently gentrified upscale neighborhood/enclave bordering a ghetto.
We can hear the drivebys from our front porch but no way any gangstas are getting into our gated luxetto.
by SinnMann July 06, 2010
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