Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit

I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank

by El_Durazno July 5, 2020

Crank

When you crank someone you are dislocating their arms or legs while cranking that Soulja boy

(Crank,cranked,cranking)

man I had to crank that guy at the bar last night So hard he has to go to the hospital

by Bruhtonium August 30, 2020

Crank

When you cry and wank at the same time.

Got dumped yesterday so I went home and cranked.

by mcscrunter September 1, 2020

religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020

cranking metallica

the action of making out in a secret alleyway meshed with the fact of going out of your way to hide the boy/girl from your parents that you’re not allowed to see/spend time with.

Chad: “Dude, I cranked metallica so hard with Brittney last night. It was so lit.”

Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?

Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”

Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”

Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”

cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway

by urbdic7 October 1, 2020

Baby Crank

verb
a. To make clothing with underage children

This suit is so cheap; it has to be baby cranked.

by jakal4 February 10, 2012

Crank

When a male relieves himselfin the lavatory with some double pleasure on the potty.... ie. A Crap! A Poop! A Number 2!! & A Wank! A Toss! or A Pull! These will be timed to occur simultaneously to pleasure him in the loo. Yikes

Bloke get's up at smoko on building site and announces "I am off for a crank!" Has a pull and a poo for fun!! (yeah kids, im a little grossed out too)

by Missy Flutter January 10, 2012