Carpet Bid

The act of a fraternity giving out bids to simply anyone interested in rushing.

Brad: Why did Kappa Sigma get so many pledges this year?
Chad: They gave out carpet bids to literally anyone that was rushing. Total boners.

by Pledge Master September 18, 2018

Carpetbomb

When a Male or female farts while sitting on a woman's lap.

(Young boy sits on his mother's lap)
*boy farts*
Mother: Excuse me, but did you just carpetbomb me?
Boy: Yes I did, mother.

by JohnnoIsAwesome February 21, 2019

Carpet Cruncher

A lesbian that not only eats pussy, but also eats Frito's at the same time

She is a carpet cruncher, a hell of an interesting character.

by Genious817adam May 14, 2019

carpet beater

In Victorian times they would use this to beat the carpet to get the dust out.

(Basically a Victorian hoover)

I am going to beat the carpet with this carpet beater

by imwaycoolerthanyou1 July 17, 2022

Carpet-love-bomb

When someone so utterly destroys your heart by love-bombing you and shortly after vanishing from your life.

I've been so lonely that I haven't noticed how carpet-love-bombed and manipulated I was into falling in love with him.

by Luckypunk_2 October 30, 2022

Carpet Bagger

Northern Yankee who moves to the south and takes jobs that were meant for southerners. Constantly talk about Bloomfield NJ.

Man that guy Ed Phillips is a major Carpet Bagger

by CrossRoadsCars July 12, 2023

Pink carpet

When the labia minora on a women's vagina hangs so excessively it can be rolled out like a pink carpet

Lorraine pulled her thong to the side and rolled out her pink carpet for my grand entrance

by Pseudonym12UD September 19, 2013