croc pilled

To be indoctrinated by the raw power and unmatched comfort of Crocs

Person 1: "Did you know Crocs are the most effective form of birth control? heheh"
Person 2: "Shut the FUCK up!!! You're just not based and croc pilled like me... idiot."

by FroyoAnto February 20, 2024

Crocgo

A creature that is half crocodile and half flamingo, that has a long neck, sharp teeth, and wings. It is native to the swampy marshlands of Cocoram, south of QLD. It is a carnivore, and preys on native Australian animals.

"Today, I saw a crocgo in the swamp hunting for food."
"CRIKEY! That crocgo just ate that whole roo in one gulp!"

by Choice the best April 12, 2024

Croc Rash

Croc Rash is an incurable condition that primarily affects young douchebags who think they can raw dog crocs every day without incurring divine retribution.

Person 1: "Man, my feet hurt. This croc rash is out of control."

Person 2: "Kill yourself."

by meatyfrank September 2, 2024

Crocadilla

The name of an overweight, pedo drug addict drag queen, with a questionable amount of diseases.

Motto: "If you can't run without fail, you will meet the scale, where I will prevail"

Crocadilla: The Drag Queen That will Drag Your Queen

Crocadilla was the OPPOSITE of a legend, that drag queen was a nightmare!

by sosigv2 October 11, 2024

Croch Gremlin

An abortion survivor that lives in its mother's croch starved of sunlight and nutrition.

"I was going down on this 36 year old waffle house waitress, and her croch gremlin popped out and but me in the nose."

by zombles222 December 19, 2024

Croc docking

The act of shitting in a croc, freezing is recommended but not absolutely necessary. Then inserting the pre-docked croc into the participants vagina or anus

Hey Sheila get over here, I've just shat in your croc. Shall I'll freeze it and save it for later, or do u fancy a warm croc docking??

by Therake1991 January 1, 2025

Crockagator

A crockagator. A magnificent creature that lives in water and on land.

Nooo not the crockagator ! Run !

by You-mom January 26, 2026