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British teeth

Believing that British teeth are always bad is an ignominy, cultivated by stupid Americans who makes clever Americans feel terribly embarrassed.
A (stupid American): Everyone knows that British teeth are horrible !

B (clever American): Stop saying bullshit, you jackass !
by ANFeuerstahl November 3, 2012
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British

1. Being of the country Britain. (no not great fuck that)
2. Being of the country where most racist in the world come from.
3. Being of the country that conquered most other countries and everyone hates them for it.
4.Being of the country that has a smarter leader then USA's leader atleast they werent that stupid.
5. Person not as great as the USA although the USA is full of the 2nd most racist bastards.
Colored man: Hey is that guy that racist British guy?
Colored man2: Yeah thats him.....keep way.
Indian guy: Hey that bitches great great great grandpa raped my countries women.
by StraightD October 2, 2007
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british

(adj) when a person is like or similar to a britt/lesbien.

to be raunchy, ugly, shady, whore.

unable to make facial expressions (smiling, puckering etc)

although britts are technically female, they might as well be men, because the only boys that go for them only lower their standards enough for a britt so they can get "laid"
that guys girlfriend is so british , she is such a man.
by brittsilcoxisaman May 4, 2009
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British Nanny

A throw back to the 1997 incident involving English Nanny Louise Woodward when she shook a baby violently to death, was charged with second degree murder, and later had the case appealed and reduced the sentence to manslaughter, causing her to serve less than 300 days in prison instead of life.

One is labeled a "British Nanny" when they commit a similar act to someone in a generally disadvantaged position.
Person A: "Tod got slapped around by Bill when he came out of Chess Club again yesterday."

Person B: "Yeah, he shook him around like a British Nanny!"
by slightlyclever December 29, 2007
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British creampie

When a man pours boiling hot tea in a woman's clitoris and fucks her
Damn did you hear? Megan had a British creampie last night. Must have hurt
by Dragonborn245 February 2, 2017
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british shit money

by only$19.99,less s+h January 12, 2004
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British Invasion

What musical illiterates call the English bands who gained airplay in the U.S. in the mid-60's
Freddie and the Dreamers were part of the British Invasion.
by bobcows November 27, 2003
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