Beard Bail

When you get gum stuck in your beard and you have to shave it off to get rid of the gum.

Bob: Dude I just blew a bubble so big that when it busted I had to do a beard bail.

by Slow Company 7th Battalion April 23, 2010

Bearditis

When a male refuses to shave his beard to too long of a time, resulting in a massive growth on the males face.

Signs of bearditis can include, but are not limited to:
-birds making shelter within your beard
-women being repulsed
-sudden urge to go chop down trees and wear flannel shirts
-face feeling heavy, droopy, may even eventually fall off
-green poop
-death (in extreme cases)

Cyndee-"Omg, I think Shane may have bearditis."
Ciara--"Yeah, me too. I heard some strange cheeping sounds coming from his beard yesterday."
Cyndee-"He better shave it soon. I feel repulsed."

by whoadreambig October 12, 2011

beardall

A large collection of hairs on a double chin. They will often be unnoticeable at first glance, but are definitely there. Always found on beautiful people.

Have you SEEN that girl? She's got a PROPER beardall! I still would though!

by EpicDrunk November 18, 2011

Beardosexual

A descriptor for when a straight man is attracted to another man's beard.

Guy A: "Your beard is incredible and beautiful, I just want to run my fingers through it.."
Guy B: "What the hell man I didn't know you were gay."
Guy A: "I'm not, I'm beardosexual."

by AjAj November 11, 2013

beard flavor saver

a result of a male with some form of facial hair performing oral sex on a female which then infuses pussy juice with facial hair.

Each one of those fellers from ZZ Top has HUGE beard flavor saver.

by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016

bearded mermaid

A group of friends who vacation together to island tropical destinations.

The Bearded Mermaids cruise the Caribbean in search of paradise.

by Shebix July 16, 2017

Beardfish

when a man appears to be handsome while he's wearing a full beard, but once he shaves it, he actually looks unattractive and maybe even malnourished.

Friend 1: What happened to that guy you were dating?
Friend 2: He was a damn beardfish. When he shaved his beard he looked like a raw, unbattered chicken wing.
Friend 1: Eww.

by Candi108 September 6, 2018