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allergies

What you have when you know you have a cold but you can't afford to miss a day of work so you tell yourself (and any others who comment on your symptoms) that it is just "allergies" so they won't be worried that you're contagious.
If people would admit they had a mild cold rather than allergies, the common cold would not be so common.
by Downvoting Victim January 26, 2014
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Aleron

noun

This word is used to describe the very endangered species found only in the caribbean. This type of animal normally resembles a large house rat or a minature donkey. They are normally short tempered animals which attack at random and are always in bad moods we warn all persons to approach with care- these self centred and egotistical little creatures are very dangerous....CAUTION. As aging progresses they go through a molting period where they they become increasingly unbearable as they begin to mutate into the the late stages where they then resemble nothing ever seen before it is a sight to behold and this type of horrid discription is not allowed on this site...
''Oh my God that boy looked like an Aleron''

''My mother killed an Aleron behind the stove yesturday''

''ahhhhhh that Aleron just bit me''

''When are they going to get rig of this Aleron infestation??''

''your moma looks like an Aleron''
by your moma and your grandmother February 16, 2009
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Allergic-to-war

A fake disease that is made up so you can get out of the war and be "allergic"
Hannah:Jodie...I don't like this place anymore *guns bangg*
Jodie:Neither do I...I think Im allergic-to-war now.
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Amber Alert

Known well for it's scary sounds and unexpected demonic screams. It is meant to alert people about a child that has been missing or kidnapped.
1. Random Politician: Amber Alerts at 3AM would be good for waging phycological terror on the citizenry!
1A. Some dictator: You sir, are a very bright man. You should be my heir!
2. An alert on phones or tv, by the county meant for helping progress to find children lost or abducted
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That weird feelin us guys get around preschoolers
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S.A.B. alert

S.A.B. alert: acronym. Used to describe the time when one person calls together one or more persons to gather and SMOKE A BOWL of illegal substance. I.e. methamphetamine or marijuana.
Matt sells drugs and as a drug dealer it is his irresponsibility to go and make house calls. Many of these house calls are for people in dire of getting their fix. Due to the coed and foreboden world of drugs and deals, code is often used and the demand for bonus rounds of smoke are high. The house call code is. "I have an S.A.B. Alert." "matt get here quickly." Matt says "Bawk, bawk bawk, shut the fuck up."

Haha jk
by penn and teller November 2, 2013
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