A white male that frequently goes to the gym and proceeds to jack off viciously. Usually of Jewish origin, he loves to kick small children in the face at laugh his small and erect penis. You can spot an "Alex" if he has grey almost silver ejaculate in his hair and by a very small bean like structure in between his legs and adjacent to the balls. He is renowned through the world as "one of the biggest dick faces in the world".
Person 1: Did you hear about Alex?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yeah apparently he has the smallest dick in the world.
Person 2: Oh yeah I know that.
Person 2: He also was penetrated by shrek
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yeah apparently he has the smallest dick in the world.
Person 2: Oh yeah I know that.
Person 2: He also was penetrated by shrek
by Alex Turovets December 28, 2013
Get the Alexmug. by ThaBigLG October 10, 2008
Get the Alexingmug. 
by South park for life 360° April 15, 2015
Get the Alexmug. A male who is a complete fagot and thinks that he is great in everything that he claims to do. He is also a compulsive liar and will do absolutely anything to get a girl to sleep with him. He may come off as a funny guy but he really is only making fun of your religion.
girl: who does he think he is? he must be an alex.
boy: he thinks he's better than everyone. he always get's his way. alex sucks!
boy: he thinks he's better than everyone. he always get's his way. alex sucks!
by whatislifeandairandthis August 6, 2011
Get the Alexmug. The most immature idiotic kid who thinks hes a bad ass , total man whore , dates a girl to make her fall in love with him then break up with them for his entertainment , cheater , ugly gehtto ass abused piece of shit who kills cats of his ex girlfriends
Girl: Hes really hot. whats his name ?
Girl 2: Alex hes a man whore piece of shit
Girl: Ewwwww lets leave i dnt wanna look at him
Girl 2: Alex hes a man whore piece of shit
Girl: Ewwwww lets leave i dnt wanna look at him
by JuggaloShit August 23, 2011
Get the Alexmug. second worst teeth in the world, he makes fun of girls after making out with them, funny hair, likes banging people, grabs tits, skypes girls while they are taking a shower naked, buys porn, and has two guy friends.
so alex convinced me to take a shower while he jacks off on skype with me? omggg good thing i shaved
by fmppppppp July 24, 2011
Get the alexmug.