When the bottom partner assumes the fetal position and holds they're ankles while laying on their side, the top partner initiates coitus in an almost doggy style manner but sideways.
OMG I loved it when my boyfriend Chad did Aborted Zoe's Aborted Fetus Position with me! It was like being reborn!
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by Daddy long duck April 7, 2017
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"Ugh, I think I'm pregnant. Glad it's St. Paddy's; no one will know I'm giving myself an Irish abortion tonight."
by annies__boobs April 24, 2014
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Dude 1: "Bro, Stacey called me last night and said she was pregnant with my kid, so I went over to her house and gave her an Irish abortion!"
Dude 2: Nice Bro!
Dude 2: Nice Bro!
by Jpen4 January 1, 2020
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Damn Alborth I see so much in you ...you must be like this with every girl huh?
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