asian parents

a strict, nosey, noisy, child-controlling and dangerous parents that has issue controlling their feelings, cant control their feelings and gets mad easily, some of them are abusive, or weird, or annoying, or noisy, some of them doesnt know limerence and happiness, some of them are nerdy who says that math is fun, they all are kind of lemarence
those are grades compared to their opinion (if 13+)
S (doesnt exist but if it existed): acceptable
A+ : acceptabl
A : kinda acceptable
A- : kinda not suprised
B+ : dissapointed
B : grounded for 1 week
B- : grounded for a month
C+ : no electronics until A
C : no electronics (permanent)
C- : no electronics and always study
D+ no holidays for a month
D : no holidays for 6 month
D- : no food for 1 days
E+ : will slap you
E : will beat you
E- will beat the absolute fuck outta you
F+ : will fuck you
F : youre fucked up
F- : beat you until you have 42 bruises
(fictional below)
G+ : beat the fuck outta you, no electronics, no food, no holidays, no breaks, study forever
G : stun you
G- : will electric shock you 2 times

H+ : almost kill you
H : will pepper-spray on your whole face
H- : will put you in electric chair
I+ : will turn your head

I : splash boiling water on your stomach
I- : put you in cold ice water bath for 30 minutes
J+ : splash liquid nitrogen on your both hands
J: throw you outta window
J- : throw a volcano rock on your face as hard as they can
K+ :you lay and your asian parents put something extremely heavy on your face
K : put you in liquid nitrogen bath for 15 minutes
K- : splash liquid helium on you both hands
L,N,M,O,P: undefined
Q:abandon you
R,S,T,U,V: cut off your hands
W : rip
X: beat the fuck outta you and abandon you
Y: splash liquid helium on your hands and abandon you
Z: cut off your hands and abandon yo
Þ: kill you
Æ: send you to hell

y: *watching tv*
asian parents: NO WATCHING TV, GO STUDY MATH!!!1!!1!

why is there a 1500 characters limit??

by imakeweirddefinitions April 3, 2023

De'ASia Wright

De'Asia Wright Is The Most Beautiful Girl A Guy Could Ever Have..... Her Face Is Pretty

Hey De'Asia Wright, you have wondrous eyes

by 7414 November 24, 2021

nigga im asian

when ur black but ur also asian

black fella: wut up my nigga
black Asian: nigga im asian

by nigga i is asian May 2, 2018

the full asian

1. To experience being ejaculated upon by all 51 different types of Asians in one room simultaneously. (Difficult to accomplish). The combined nut produces a euphoric rush and an overwhelming sense of accomplishment/gratitude.

2. A very fun time.

Hey, did grandma ever tell you the story of how she got the full Asian back in '58?

by CuckyMi November 15, 2018

PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

Pluh

person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

person 2: pluh

by pluh 🗣️🔥🔥 August 24, 2023

Amazing Asian

An asian that is crazy, insane, awesome, outgoing,fun to be with, and basically the opposite personally of a typical asian male. This is the top tier of all asianess. They are a rare breed and hard to find, but once you find one, they are probably going to be one of the most awesome things you'll have in your life. It is not the standard asian you find under a math book.

"Dude! that kid is an amazing asian"- typical white male
"Yea i know i'm friends with him!"- typical asian male

by Chyeabrotha May 29, 2008

Asian-niffic

asian-nif-fic; noun; means an asian that look or acts terrific!

Such as: Wendy Wu, Jet Lee, Jackie Chan, and Terrin Liwag.

Guy 1: Hey did you see Terrin in that blue dress!?
Guy 2: Yeah! She looked so asian-niffic!

by black&&yellow August 10, 2009