sober as a sphinx

A way to describe yourself when you are so smashed you've deluded yourself into thinking you're sober.

"Nah man, fuck off. I'm sober as a sphinx!"

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Cool as a school bus fire

A facetious phrase used to explain how uncool a situation really is...

"Hey man, did you hear that Joe got arrested last night?"

"Yeah, that's about as cool as a school bus fire!"

by 1quickcoupe October 25, 2016

pretty as a box of puppies

This phrase would be used by a good"ol country boy to let a young lady know he thinks she's pretty and he's interested. where as a city boy might say "Damn girl you fine .. let me get them digits "

Amber baby your pretty as a box of puppies

by Donkey Barn's April 17, 2017

nuts as a noodle top

Someone who is clueless or empty headed.

She's as nuts as a noodle top because she wouldn't give me glue for the glitter.

by Grammy509 September 14, 2017

Sure as a door

Being sure as a door is being so sure about something that you will not agree with anything else on that subject

Person 1: Are you sure that you will win the race
Person 2: I’m as sure as a door

by Dodo Chamber November 9, 2018

Deaf as a post

To call someone "deaf as a post" is a way of expressing that you are annoyed with someone who is NOT deaf but somehow didn't manage to hear what you were saying to them

Guy: I told my boss that I couldn't make it to the meeting but he rang me and asked me where I was. I swear the man is as deaf as a post

by IKnowTheLingo June 27, 2020

Ana as a Girlfriend

Ana is the sweet type of girl that will chear you up right in the morning. She will always be asking questions such as "How are you feeling?", "Do you need anything?", "You know I love you right?". She will send you lots and lots of playlist that reminds her of you and she will tag you in every possible meme. She's also very quiet and she will get shy around you sometimes.

She's also the girl that will wake you up at 4am to f*ck her senseless and rough cuz she a mad devil in bed and she likes when things get very nasty.
She's the kind of girl that will love you till the end of times with all her heart.

Bae: *does absolutly nothing*
Ana as a girlfriend: OMG YOU ARE SO CUTE. You know I love you right? So so much my love

by 1043 July 12, 2020