To call someone "deaf as a post" is a way of expressing that you are annoyed with someone who is NOT deaf but somehow didn't manage to hear what you were saying to them
Guy: I told my boss that I couldn't make it to the meeting but he rang me and asked me where I was. I swear the man is as deaf as a post
by IKnowTheLingo June 27, 2020
Audi is an acronym for "Arsehole Usually Driving It" - It stems from the fact that most people who drive Audi's are usually arseholes who drive right up your arse and break the speed limit!
Ford driver: Man, I wish I was rich enough to own an Audi!
BMW driver: Why? Do you want to be seen as the Arsehole Usually Driving It? Get a Beamer!
BMW driver: Why? Do you want to be seen as the Arsehole Usually Driving It? Get a Beamer!
by IKnowTheLingo May 18, 2020
PBC is an acronym for Paedophile Broadcasting Corporation, which itself is a play on BBC which stands for British Broadcasting Corporation.
It derives from the fact that over the years there have been a lot of paedophiles work for the BBC who have protected them from prosecution and hidden their crimes from the public eye.
It derives from the fact that over the years there have been a lot of paedophiles work for the BBC who have protected them from prosecution and hidden their crimes from the public eye.
Guy 1: I'm gonna watch Doctor Who tonight on the BBC
Guy2: Think you mean the PBC mate, it's literally 80% paedophiles!
Guy2: Think you mean the PBC mate, it's literally 80% paedophiles!
by IKnowTheLingo July 13, 2023
A Pedaling Prick is an insult aimed at cyclists. The word "Pedaling' comes from the fact that they have to 'Pedal' in order for the bicycle to move.
Trevor: You think you own the road don't ya, ya pedaling pricks! Stupid outfits and arcane technology don't make you better than me. This country was built by and for the motor car. Go to France with your bicycles!
by IKnowTheLingo July 27, 2023
Diamond of Doom is what most mechanics and vehicle technicians call a Renault. This is due to the Renault logo being a diamond, and usually they are broken causing doom and gloom for the owner. Can also be called the Diamond of Death as well!
Gaffer: We've just a Ford come in that needs a new clutch
Technician: No problem, I'll start it as soon as I've finished changing the brakes on the Diamond of Doom
Technician: No problem, I'll start it as soon as I've finished changing the brakes on the Diamond of Doom
by IKnowTheLingo September 06, 2024
When you see two identical products in the shop, one is expensive but made by a well known company and the other is by a brand you've never heard of but is considerably cheaper!
It comes from the fact that most cheap knocks are of poor quality and as a result it'll probably break shortly after buying meaning you'll have to buy another one. Usually when you add the price for the first and the replacement item together, it would've been cheaper to buy the better branded item in the first place.
It comes from the fact that most cheap knocks are of poor quality and as a result it'll probably break shortly after buying meaning you'll have to buy another one. Usually when you add the price for the first and the replacement item together, it would've been cheaper to buy the better branded item in the first place.
Steve: Oh my god dude, I bought a new TV three months ago and it's already broken!
Peter: Bugger, that sucks, I'm surprised that Sony TV broke so quickly.
Steve: No, I changed my mind and didn't get the Sony. I found this Gujarati Electronics one which was a lot cheaper so I got that instead!
Peter: Gujarati Electronics? Never heard of them! You know what they say mate, buy cheap, buy twice! Shoulda stuck with the Sony!
Peter: Bugger, that sucks, I'm surprised that Sony TV broke so quickly.
Steve: No, I changed my mind and didn't get the Sony. I found this Gujarati Electronics one which was a lot cheaper so I got that instead!
Peter: Gujarati Electronics? Never heard of them! You know what they say mate, buy cheap, buy twice! Shoulda stuck with the Sony!
by IKnowTheLingo January 03, 2023
If you live in the UK and the goods you've ordered online go missing, get lobbed onto your roof or arrive damaged. This only happens with the courier company "Yodel", as a result when you tell friends and family that your goods didn't arrive in good condition / at all they will usually tell you that "You've Been Yodelled"
David: I ordered a new PS4 and the courier lobbed it over the fence into my garden in the pissing rain so now it's ruined.
Simon: Wow dude, what courier did they use?
David: They used Yodel, despite the fact that I asked for DPD
Simon: Haha, You've Been Yodelled mate
Simon: Wow dude, what courier did they use?
David: They used Yodel, despite the fact that I asked for DPD
Simon: Haha, You've Been Yodelled mate
by IKnowTheLingo October 06, 2020