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A shit day when I have to spend my hard earned cash on my ungrateful little kids. A day that many people around the world hate, especially in the times where we are all skint because immigrants steal all our jobs and we get made redundant.
Daddy, please can I get a new game for Christmas?
NO! I am not spending any money on you and I'm not prepared to spend ages wrapping a present with stupid wrapping paper only to have you unwrap it on Christmas Day, you can do one! Sorry but thanks to that damn Polish twat starting at work, my hours have been cut!
NO! I am not spending any money on you and I'm not prepared to spend ages wrapping a present with stupid wrapping paper only to have you unwrap it on Christmas Day, you can do one! Sorry but thanks to that damn Polish twat starting at work, my hours have been cut!
by IKnowTheLingo October 21, 2014
Get the Christmas Day mug.Audi is an acronym for "Arsehole Usually Driving It" - It stems from the fact that most people who drive Audi's are usually arseholes who drive right up your arse and break the speed limit!
Ford driver: Man, I wish I was rich enough to own an Audi!
BMW driver: Why? Do you want to be seen as the Arsehole Usually Driving It? Get a Beamer!
BMW driver: Why? Do you want to be seen as the Arsehole Usually Driving It? Get a Beamer!
by IKnowTheLingo May 18, 2020
Get the Audi mug.To hit someone, usually in the face. In this case, "block" is referring to a person's head and you are going to hit then so hard that there head would fall off if not attached!
If that dude over there wolf whistles at my girl again, I swear I'm going to go over and knock his block off
by IKnowTheLingo June 12, 2020
Get the Knock His Block Off mug.To call someone "deaf as a post" is a way of expressing that you are annoyed with someone who is NOT deaf but somehow didn't manage to hear what you were saying to them
Guy: I told my boss that I couldn't make it to the meeting but he rang me and asked me where I was. I swear the man is as deaf as a post
by IKnowTheLingo June 27, 2020
Get the Deaf as a post mug.If you live in the UK and the goods you've ordered online go missing, get lobbed onto your roof or arrive damaged. This only happens with the courier company "Yodel", as a result when you tell friends and family that your goods didn't arrive in good condition / at all they will usually tell you that "You've Been Yodelled"
David: I ordered a new PS4 and the courier lobbed it over the fence into my garden in the pissing rain so now it's ruined.
Simon: Wow dude, what courier did they use?
David: They used Yodel, despite the fact that I asked for DPD
Simon: Haha, You've Been Yodelled mate
Simon: Wow dude, what courier did they use?
David: They used Yodel, despite the fact that I asked for DPD
Simon: Haha, You've Been Yodelled mate
by IKnowTheLingo October 6, 2020
Get the You've Been Yodelled mug.CB / Trucker slang for a tire. Comes from the fact that a tire is nobbly and like an Alligators back.
Trucker 1: Eastbound seeking a Westbound for a traffic report?
Trucker 2: There's an alligator in the granny lane about 800 yard sticks ahead of you which is slowing everyone down, go ahead and back off.
Trucker 2: There's an alligator in the granny lane about 800 yard sticks ahead of you which is slowing everyone down, go ahead and back off.
by IKnowTheLingo December 10, 2022
Get the Alligator mug.If someone has a bag on them, it means they're in a bad mood for some reason. It's a politer way of saying that the person has their "arse in their hands"
Mark: I just asked the gaffer if I can book a few days off work and he went absolutely ballistic at me!
David: Yeah, probably best to stay away from him today, he's got a right bag on him for some reason.
David: Yeah, probably best to stay away from him today, he's got a right bag on him for some reason.
by IKnowTheLingo December 26, 2022
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