post whore

A post whore is someone who types thousands of messages on an online forum, mostly with little or no meaning. These people post at least 50 times a day, mostly consisting of one word posts or emoticons.

Wow, rc10gttb now has 2000000000000000000000000 posts. He's a total post whore.

by nrm108024 December 20, 2006

Post Mumble

A Mumble/laugh that is a repetition of the word or phrase that was just said beforehand. this is usually done by a nerd or a dork.

That nerd freaks me out. He just post mumbled. What a weirdo

by Danny123456781992 November 2, 2008

post-directionalist

The annoying habit of activating your vehicle turning signal after you have slowed to a crawl and as you are already in the process of turning into a side road or driveway. This syndrome is most likely the result of a guilty conscience and fear of being labeled an anti-directionalist, one of the more dispicable groups of drivers.

Nice of you to finally clue me in on your intent. I almost rear-ended you, you post-directionalist swine!

by Slo Joe Jizz August 27, 2010

Drunk Posting

Posting random shit while shit-faced on beer, wine, vodka, and whiskey. Kinda what I'm doing right now.

I really need to stop drunk posting these UB definitions.

by The Talking Brony December 10, 2015

Post-Gauge

1. (noun) After a pre-gauge, the gauged and the guager get together and discuss the friendship-threatening prank and discussed what we learned from it.

"I was crying my eyes out during the post-gauge... who knew that I would learn so much about myself by having my best friend drive my car into the lake!"

by OUtlET December 28, 2005

Chain Post

Any internet post (typically on Snapchat) that is meant to be spread and reposted from account to account.

Sarah only posts chain posts on her Snapchat story about sliding up and saying "bet".

by TonyCrisp July 19, 2018

Strategic Posting

The act of posting, tweeting or blogging something at a specific time or in a specific time frame for optimum likes, retweets, or reblogs, etc

Girl 1: I saw what you posted on Tumblr last night! It got 50 notes!

Girl 2: Yeah it's cause I queued it for when most people were on Tumblr.

Girl 1: Ahh strategic posting, good idea!

Girl 2: You know it!

by Ladymikmaq June 15, 2011