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funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.
"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025
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Stank monkey

Means “fart” from the book series Dog Man and Cat Kid, a children’s comic book series.
“Who popped a fluffy? Who pinched a stank monkey? Who blew the brown bugle?”
by littlewatermelon0707 April 28, 2025
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Cliff monkey

A slur for eastern european slavic and caucasian people of the carpatho, caucus, and Ural mountains. Commonly said by westerners, started in the ufc.
Those georgian and polish cliff monkeys keep beating everyone in wrestling school. Primitive nuts, I miss when a good Anglo Saxon man could win in this sport.
by Necrozma Beam April 28, 2025
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Cup Monkey

Gripping (with big monkey penis fingers) a cup or any drinking receptacle like a monkey. In short ... holding a cup like you would hold your shaft if you were hung like a Zanzibar teadybear.
Hey Ben why do you hold your glass of Kasteel like a cup monkey ?
by Nice one Roy! April 30, 2025
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Nigerian Monkey Buns

The birth place of Timmy Longwiener, The australian drawn penis.
"Where is timmy born?"
kyle-"Nigerian monkey buns!"
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Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy
yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man
by kathred May 27, 2025
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Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy
yo: "damn is this Newport monkey good"
gurt: "the new model?"
yo: "yeah, it vibrates too!!"
by kathred May 27, 2025
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