Hold my fingers

Similar to “I’ll hold my tongue.” But if you are texting you hold your fingers back from saying something you probably shouldn’t.
Person: “I think it’s funny to say I’m dumping my balls.”

Me: “I will hold my fingers so I don’t text something inappropriate.”
by Itsyouwhome January 25, 2021
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faulty fingers

When you are about to fingerblast a bitch to investigate the safety of her pussy in preparation for fuckage.
Cole: I had a bad case of faulty fingers when I hooked up with Alexa.

Logan: Let me find out!
by Alexabastttttt February 23, 2018
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Fart Fingers

Phalanges filled with hot air smelling of shit used for tapping.
I got a lot of healing from those NFG fart fingers but now I stink to high heaven.
by FFS Hungry Hippo April 17, 2022
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The polish finger trap

A man puts his finger in the woman's vagina held in place with a vice. The man keeps it there until his finger nearly looses it's circulation and then they stop.
by SquidgyWidgy December 28, 2020
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your not dumbv!! you know what it means
every girl on cookie call uses THE THREE FINGER PUSSY FUCKING !!! you aint the first guy shes called :)
by YOURRDADD April 28, 2022
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finger twins

When you are such a cheap bitch that you go to Primark and buy a shit £1 set of false nails and not content with only getting 1 pair out of them, your mate makes them fit her nails too.
Awwww look, finger twins!
by Loopy Lamb December 24, 2015
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Fat-Finger Round-Up

The opposite of a five-finger discount.

When you "accidentally on purpose" raise the price for something by making a typo.
My drink cost $5, yo, but the bartender, he does the Fat-Finger Round-Up to $6!
by Don Palabros February 04, 2025
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