Skip to main content

pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel
My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis
mugGet the pretzel penis mug.

Bungee Penis

A permantely erected dick
Bro, your mums a magician, since i banged her, i got a bungee penis
by Dicky88 March 22, 2018
mugGet the Bungee Penis mug.

Kylers penis

It is a triangular shape with different dimensions on the surface it is a bout the size of ordinary pocket lint and smells like 5 different types of American cheese. it’s cum is the consistency Of Mexican black tar heroin
He is a very nice guy but I think he has Kylers penis
by The big Jew cheese August 23, 2018
mugGet the Kylers penis mug.

smeggy penis

Lee: "Dan Dan! I also have a smeggy penis"
Dan:"A smeggy penis?"
Lee:"yeah"
Dan:"Wait if you get some bread you could make a sandwich!"
by stuart the supa cool September 7, 2018
mugGet the smeggy penis mug.

Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.
Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.
by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018
mugGet the Small Penis Coffee mug.

Skinny Penis

Skinny penis is another playground insult terms for a Weak penis that doesn't have any energy and will passed out after 3 second when you trying to make some woo woo on the trampoline with your sex partner Worst than pussy Or when your friends just want to insult you.
"Ugh! You skinny penis!"

"Did you just cum when i litteraly taking of my socks?!?? You skinny penis"

"Look at him! Such a skinny penis!"

"Don't be such a didly wonker skinny penis"

"ei, you muthafucka dont cha raising ur voice at me, skinny penis"
by blissfulSkinnyPenis December 1, 2018
mugGet the Skinny Penis mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email