Kylers

A 'human' who appears on The Jeremy Kyle Show in the UK.

Generally chavs who have had sex with their girlfriends mother etc. Scum of the earth.

Todays Kylers story: I had sex with my girlfriend's brother & I want to confess. And her dog too.

by shoong September 8, 2010

kylers penis

The biggest penis you'll ever see this 13 inch mega-schlong will rip a hole right through you.

Is that an aircraft carrier? No that's kylers penis.

by Patriot44368 April 19, 2021

Kylers penis

It is a triangular shape with different dimensions on the surface it is a bout the size of ordinary pocket lint and smells like 5 different types of American cheese. it’s cum is the consistency Of Mexican black tar heroin

He is a very nice guy but I think he has Kylers penis

by The big Jew cheese August 23, 2018

Kyles Mom

Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday though Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(Chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(African kids)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
(crowd: gasp)
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's stupid bitch
Stan: Uhh Cartman
Cartman: Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it
Kyle's mom,
is a big fat fucking bitch!
Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!
What?
(Turns around)
Aw... fuck

Kyle's mom is behind him

kyles moms a bitch!!!

by OmgTheyKilledKenny!YouBASTEDS! August 16, 2019

Kyler

Kyler is usually the funny guy who can get serious at times. He is the most loyal guy you'll ever meet. He will usually send you memes if he is friends with you or has interest in you. He is the type of guy to watch try not to laugh videos all the time and always laughs anyway. He is very forgiving and will trust people immediately after they say sorry. He is overall just a great guy to be around and is very nice and funny

Wow that guy is really funny!
Yeah thats Kyler

by MrRandomostic February 24, 2019

kyles mom

the biggest bitch in the whole wide world (southpark)

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Kyler

a one of a kind pain in the butt and one who is never afraid to go above and beyond what is expected of them. A regular Robin Hood putting others before themselves.

People are drawn to these guys like flies, as everyone is mesmorized by their unique personalities and ability to make you smile with just a look.

Often a wiseguy cracking jokes only they think are funny!!!

I know a couple Kyler's and they are both amazing!!!

by funnypants20 February 5, 2010