Swiss-cheese the job 

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.

I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.

Swiss-cheese the job by QuacksO July 14, 2018

Swiss cheese with no bread to land on 

To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.

After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.

Swiss cheese with no bread to land on by TheGrammerNinja July 19, 2018

Slap Cheese 

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.

“Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”

Slap Cheese by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018

fumuda cheese 

it comes fum uda yo nuts

guy1: hey man would you like some fumuda cheese

guy2: wtf is that

guy1: the cheese fum uda my nuts faggit

fumuda cheese by bobby_hill24 July 26, 2018

Byronian Cheese 

A vaginal cheese made for the likes of Daniel who eats this dish on the regular.

Yo bro I just ate some fucking great Byronian cheese! She was so smelly! - Elvira

Byronian Cheese by Jakfkekd July 31, 2018

boneless cheese bread 

It’s basically cheese bread with out the bones (bread) so basically just the cheese

Y’all finna try some boneless cheese bread?

boneless cheese bread by Bonelessbreadballs August 10, 2018

Cream Cheese Energy 

Someone's energy that's giving off white vibes, but comes out sassy.

The soccer mom had cream cheese energy when talking to the manager.

Cream Cheese Energy by Whiskerandough August 26, 2018