ranch monkey

A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza
by Hide- July 21, 2018
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monkey-type

(adj.) Used to positively refer to something interesting or noteworthy, synonymous with "cool" or "awesome"

Derived from the internet's cultural obsession with monkeys
"Mom, you made some real monkey-type casserole last night!"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE! That was a straight up monkey-type kickflip!"
by Cityo51 January 02, 2023
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Monkey Turd

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
by Pattravers March 02, 2024
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Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.
Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.
by The Voluptuous Ape October 15, 2021
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Astro monkey

That fucking Astro monkey.
by Liv3vil69 February 03, 2021
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The Brown Monkey

When a woman has her legs wrapped around a mans neck with a banana in his mouth and she sticks it up her arsehole
Sarah wanted to get kinky tonight so she found a banana and wanted to do the brown monkey
by Stan cockin December 20, 2018
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Monkey Paint

Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.
My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.
by Apedom August 03, 2021
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