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Biting the wax

The act of being queer baited by a show/media
-Hey dude! What was that video you watched that's about queer baiting?
-Oh it's just Viveros' "Biting The Wax - What Does It Mean To Fall For Queerbaiting?" video. I learned a new phrase, Biting the wax!
by Gale fan August 12, 2025
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Gouch wax

The build up of smegma like material in the taint/gouch area.
Cody hasn’t showered in days, he probably has a build up of gouch wax.

I want to ride my Harley into town but I’m worried about getting Gouch wax all over my seat.
by The commies February 25, 2020
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Waxed his balls

A term used to describe a woman consenually having sex with a man. When a woman is having sex with a man and her vaginal fluid or orgasm gets on his testicles and the motion of the sex act acts as a polisher or buffer to his balls.
She waxed his balls!
She has been waxing his balls.
He's getting his balls waxed by her.
He has been getting his balls waxed by her.
by FionaAnn5 August 2, 2025
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Who's choking on the splinters
Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017
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Waxed

When someone does something super extra that is completely unnecessary; something only that one dude would do. Synonym for taxing it.
Steve: I did that 500 word essay for the five extra credit points

Justin: Bro you waxed it!
by bilbobaggyballs666 October 16, 2019
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Wax Lab

A place where fingers are burned and tears may be shed.
Did you hear? We have wax lab all day tomorrow, isn’t that exciting!” - Sarcasm.net
by $$2th$$ October 30, 2021
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Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)

1. A variated Commencement of male masturbation that involves the application of hot melted wax directly to the genital skin and the areas surrounding the genitalia

2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
3.
The Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)manifest itself and namesake after Ralph Machios karate kid co stars esteemed characters quote "wax on wax off" was successfully etched into the minds of our collective social consciousness that creates a space where people are eager for reruns and for a repackaged version . applying a spelling variation to the 2nd appearance of the word wax which is also the 3rd word of the 4 word quote. This alternate version is pronounced the exact same way but are processed with exact opposition. originally a progressive pathway for channeling precision and concentration into all things starting with the mundane and ascending from there
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee
by Pseudonym cum poop August 13, 2024
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