two-inch-punisher

used as an insult to someone who thinks they have a large penis.

Tyler: Dude, my dick is definitely twice as big as yours.

Jerome: What, your two-inch-punisher?

Tyler: Shut up dude, you no that's a sensitive subject!

by RiMjOb February 9, 2014

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Call on line two

the excuse that is used during a conference call when the sound of a flushing toilet is heard in the background.

(sound of toilet flushing)
Bob: "What was that?"
John: "Sorry, I had to take a call on line two"

by PoorDavid January 16, 2012

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a ripper with a booty so thick it looks like she got two midgets in her back pockets. KABLOW! BADONKADONK!

thats some new Yay Area Slanguage. Yee Yee Yee! Yadida???

Co-founder and Co-written by Sexi Mami Maria. She got a Two Midget Booty herself!

See that breezy over there? Now that's a Two Midget Booty!

by samsonhussein October 29, 2006

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And then there were two

A phrase used to reduce the awkwardness when you get left with a person you dont really know (eg when alot of people go to the toilet or bar)

*catie, jayne, chris, aaron, mary and tom ALL go to the bog, leaving you and the pretty girl you dont know yet*

*awkward silence*

*you* "hmmm, and then there were two.......

best used BEFORE the awkward silence to show your not at all bothered by the scenario

by Jaberdeen November 8, 2009

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Two Gallants

An indie/delta-blues/folk duo from San Fransisco named after a story by James Joyce. Adam Stevens (bass, melody, harmony on guitar simultaneously) and Tyson Vogel (drums) incorporate blues style finger picking and melodic drumming in their songs about murder, theft, the old west, and Antebellum (pre-war) South. The songs are beautifully written and the lyrics are like poetry.

I saw Two Gallants at the Grog Shop and had a blast despite the fact the show started later than it should have.

by bs9nonsense6 January 3, 2009

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