Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.

Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?

by bingrao January 26, 2024

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Anakin's Thesis

When someone asks you if you've heard the tragedy of Darth Plagiarism the Wise.

Source: 'Seals are Good' youtube channel

"Did you hear Anakin's thesis? It makes me wanna drill a hole into my head!"

by Alyssa B. Happy February 2, 2026

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I've played these games before

Player 456 Saying "I've played these games before

Wait, I've played these games before

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Ive played these games before

Home say young: Omg im so scared!! what will the next game be???? i dont wanna die 😰😰😰😰
Gi hun: heh... ummm i've actually played these games before (with rizz)
Home say young: Omg guys he played these games before 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Person 1: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!!!
Person 2: GETOU-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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