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Squid

That lad with no backbone. They have little to no personality and just aren't that interesting in general. Your mom definitely doesn't like them- she thinks they bring nothing to your life.
She can never stand up for herself. She's such a squid.
by TheSquids November 25, 2018
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Squid Game

Person 1: Have you ever watched squid game? It's so good!

Person 2: No
by Heya, O' buddy, O' pall November 20, 2021
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Squid Reaction

When you're so excited you start to cum aggressively.
I just saw a pretty girl, I squid reacted so hard haha.
or
I just saw Daniel get a Squid Reaction when he saw that girl.
by CanITouchYourPenis March 3, 2021
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The Green Squid

The squid is a military punishment for extra naughty soldiers. The soldier being punished is required to locate a puddle at least 5ft x 5ft x 6in in size, and must move the puddle 20 feet away using only their butthole. The soldier must repeatedly inhale the water through their turd cutter, and carry it inside them before blowing it back onto the ground in the new location. The exercise is complete when the entire puddle has been relocated.
PFC Lesiecki completed the green squid in record time. His butthole must be an absolute vacuum! That big juicy bubblicious booty must do a great job of slurping up the water!
by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025
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Squid

Harley Davidson owners who refuse to wear gear and post on bikes and beards Facebook page with illogical arguments for doing so.
That guys is a total squid.
by anonymous October 20, 2020
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Squid

A form of masturbation, your hand movement has to be like a squid and your fingers have to be like squid tentacles on the tip of the penis.
Sorry Bro I won't be out tonight I'm gonna have a mental squiddy over some hot latina mom porn.
by THE GPC July 11, 2016
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Squid Games Season 2

NO NOT THIS AGAIN
Person 1: Yo squid games season 2 is out now
Person 2: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
by 2qg5 January 4, 2025
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