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Meat Smoothie

When a man cums in a girls mouth after head, he swishes his "meat" (penis) around in her mouth while the cum is still unswallowed or not spat out in a rotational circle as the blades of a blender would do, causing a meat smoothie.

A meat smoothing is literally when you mix the smoothie (cum) with your meat (penis).
Girl: I was with my boyfriend last night and he gave me a meat smoothie. I could taste everything, it was fantastic.

Guy: I'm going to put my meat in your mouth and make a smoothie with my juices.
by DeathAngel1313 July 30, 2010
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Ohio Clit Smoothie

The act of having intercourse with a woman and then cutting her clit off and putting it in a blender and making a smoothie out of it.
David: "Hey Michael, I just had an awesome Ohio Clit Smoothie."
Michael: "Oh shit. Did she bleed a lot?"
by bonerteaser April 30, 2013
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shooting star

when u fist a girl up the pussy then when its in there you extend all ur fingers out wards
i almost killed a girl giveing her a shooting star last night.
by dave January 24, 2005
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Oreo Smoothie

The act of a man ejaculating into his partner's mouth, later defecating on to a cutting board, then proceeding to cut the fecal matter into very small pieces. Then proceeding to sprinkle the pieces of human feces into his partner's mouth.
Does my mouth smell? my boyfriend Johnny gave me an Oreo smoothie last night!
by ZBWLAK May 5, 2008
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Gangbang Smoothie

A Gangbang Smoothie is group sex with at least 4 men and 1 women were each man is using a different flavoured condom. For example banana, strawberry, mint and vanilla.
A girl walks into a shop and buys lots of different flavoured condoms.
Shopkeeper: So can i be part of your Gangbang Smoothie .
Girl:...
by Joshua Deane May 13, 2011
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Penis Target Shooting.

You shove a penut into your Japs Eye, you then masturbate and then fire the penut at a target.
by lenny2701 May 12, 2009
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Shooting the birds

Shooting cum all over some girl during sexual intercourse.
also known as moneyshot or cumshot.
A: So what did you and her do last night?
B: Oh, you know, doggy-style, reverse cowgirl, and then shooting the birds.

I shot the bird with my girlfriend last night.
by Dikeman May 18, 2006
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