pink shower

When you shower after ramming a chick on her rag and the water from the blood coming off your meat makes the water pink.

Hey Reggie, I just had a nice pink shower after I dumped some seed into your sisters sloppy ragging hatchet wound. Wanna go for tacos?

by Shlong John Sliver August 10, 2016

Spending Time In the Shower

Masterbating

Even though he's seventeen, he's not spending time in the shower.

by stella the pug July 23, 2010

dancing in the shower

when you have music on, you're in the shower, and you dance. also a great way to break your back!

"did you hear?"

"hear what"

"brandon broke his back!"

"how????"

"he was dancing in the shower"

"ah"

by Brisimonetti March 14, 2016

I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

by kingofspin March 12, 2020

shit and shower

how prison inmates would describe a short term sentence in prison such as one or two months

there long enough for a shit and shower and then go home

by blue ship October 5, 2006

belgian shower

1. When one takes a shower that does not fully get one clean or necessarily eliminate all of the odors on the onel.

The shower simply causes the odors on the individual to congeal into one musty scent composed of the various scents on the individual. One can take a belgian shower by refusing to use soap and simply basking in water, or by taking a shower in Belgium.

2. When an individual lives on a diet of beer, waffles, and chocolate for a period of time long enough to get severly dehydrated and once dehydrated urinates the grossest urine imaginable on another individual.

1. John: Damn, that girl is gorgeous, but she smells like ass, sperm, sweat, and perfume all congealed into one.

Frank: Dude we're in Belgium... she only takes belgian showers.

2. Dude I on my tour of Europe I ended up getting really fucked up, I visited this little country and lived off beer, waffles and chocolate for like a week and now I'm in some porno giving some fat bitch a belgian shower.

by dah Bodawg January 17, 2011

jamaican shower

when you let your bathroom steam up with hot water and light up a few joints and get stoned as 'em rastafarian niggaz take there showers

"yo lets take a jamaican shower with some jamaican bitches and get fucked up!!"

by Lanksta June 8, 2004