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antiforensic science

a new and controversal science started by a few academics who are untrusting of the government and law enforcement and think they are taking to many of our freedoms away.
it is the study of how to foil forensics and leave no evendience behind.
it is sometimes used by some criminals and criminal organizations.
it is usually studied informaly by computed or under a specialist in it ect.
John is studying antiforensic science.
by Deep blue 2012 October 10, 2009
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it's not science rocket

derogatory form of "it's not rocket science" (capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty), intent on mimicking the ignorance of the recipient.
"what do you mean you don't know what the address bar is? It's not science rocket."
by Mattymatt November 15, 2006
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science dick

Science dick is the generally accepted measure of success in the fields on physics, chemistry, biology and dyingalonelyvirginology. Those who have made a greater number of important discoveries are known to have bigger science dicks.

It is similar to to the measure of "e-penis" used in other circles. It is also equally irresistible to girls. Researchers in computer science may score highly in both, an achievement known as diphallia. The science dick is not popular in computer science for this very reason.

Because of complaints by people hot for Jesus, science dick is generally not discussed in public. It was found that the more mathematical H-index correlates well with science dick, so it is often used instead. Next time you hear a scientist talk about H-index, know that he's talking about his dick.
"Booya losers! Guess whose science dick just grew ten inches!" -Albert Einstein, upon discovering general relativity

"I decided to quit my science career after I found out that Marie Curie has a bigger science dick that I do." -Many an aspiring male scientist

"Pasteur, sir, do I observe correctly a substantial increment in the size of your breeches?" / "Verily, how perceptive! Having written about boiling milk, I found it necessary to reflect the consequences it held for me personally" / "How rare!"
by Mark42 October 17, 2015
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Science Lenk

When someone is being loud and yelling at everyone while simultaneously being extremely weird.
person: * sees popular boys and squats *
friends: omg ur being such a science lenk
by zkxkkckdnwkak March 18, 2017
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Science

Something that you learn but forget about what the fuck you learned
Him-what is a science
Me-fuck
by Dhsndb November 13, 2018
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Scientific Agnosticism

Scientific Agnosticism is a scientific movement, based on Techno-Agnosticism, that advocates infinite massive research and studies until find out if God, gods, spiritual beings, supernaturality and extraphysics are real or not, mainly focusing on the development of massive technologies and massive investments for do so, such as the ones of techno-agnosticism. Scientific agnosticism advocates it is impossible to know if gods are real or not according to our current material, technological and scientific conditions. Advocating it is necessary to superate our limitations even more until find out signals that gods, or even extraphysical dimensions and worlds are real or not. It basically advocates similar arguments than Scientific Deism, but instead of just telling neoatheism is taking over and lazyness of scientists. It advocates they are doing wrong research and they should research about gods as they research for aliens. Scientific agnosticism always compares gods and spiritual beings to aliens, even considering that aliens might exist at extraphysical level and the told gods and spiritual beings might be the aliens we are looking for, being necessary the development of massive techno-agnostic technologies for search about them such as the search for extraterrestrial intelligence, advocating techno-agnostic principles for enable the studies of gods and spiritual beings.
"The main difference between scientific agnosticism and scientific deism is that scientific agnosticism has a lot of doubts and hypothesis about gods and spiritual beings, but still considering it is unknown if their existence is real or not, while scientific deism actually claims they are real and they should do massive research for proof their existence, basically both have different mindsets but the same goal. And, scientific agnosticism advocates it is not necessary a lot of people making research at the same time, as scientific deism actually advocates, but just the enough for scientific agnosticism be active as SETI research actually is."

"Scientific agnosticism is just based as scientific deism actually is, both are literally the same thing, different mindsets but the same goal."
by Full Monteirism February 12, 2021
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Bullshit Science Time

When something happens to you that you are unable to explain only to explain such an event using Bullshit Science.
Lets say you are playing any First Person Shooter, and you expierence lag which ends up getting you killed that could only be explained using the logic of Bullshit Science, But if it happens over and over and over then you can say it's " Bullshit Science Time"
by Elmer Fud 247 October 21, 2010
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