schmicket

Another name for a Eurasian Coot or a vagina, my friend also calls her daughter ‘schmicket’

‘Hello young schmicket’
‘Oh look a schmicket’
‘You got a lovely hairy ol’ schmicket’ 😂

by Schmicket1 January 18, 2024

Schmeckle Sandwich

The act of shitting between two slices of wheat, must be wheat, bread. Then shoving it into your partners labia. Finally, allowing your best friend to eat said sandwich out of the labia.

Zack: "Hey Jonas! Let me finish that Schmeckle Sandwich from your girlfriends labia!"

Jonas: "No way man!! I'm starving!!"

by IMSZac January 26, 2024

Schmeckle Sandwich

The act of shitting between two slices of wheat, must be wheat, bread. Then shoving it into your partners labia. Finally, allowing your best friend to eat said sandwich out of the labia.

Zack: "Hey Jonas! Let me finish that Schmeckle Sandwich from your girlfriends labia!"

Jonas: "No way man!! I'm starving!!"

by IMSZac January 29, 2024

schmeck

Unit of time it takes for a duck to urinate.

"just give me one quick schmeck"

by underock January 29, 2024

Shmuck

Natally

Have you seen natally shes a shmuck

by Septicdtagon November 12, 2023

Schmackers

(Noun): A large amount of cash bundled together. Usually in 5,000-dollar increments. Given to people who usually are poor or who have less than 1 million dollars in their account.

Rich Guy: Wow, Schmackers? That's a lot of money for most people, not me.

by honestabe2002 February 17, 2024

Schmurking

The act of ejaculating and sucking it back up through the penis

The man was schmurking so that he didn’t have to pay child support.

by The Schmurker February 19, 2024