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rusty barnacle

(n) - an inverted or pronated rectum, damaged by anal sex with an unusually thick dick or dildo.

(n) - an anus or rectum that protrudes like a barnacle from the asscrack, usually from rough anal sex
She told him that she liked it rough, so it wasn't his fault that she got a rusty barnacle.

"You know how huge Bob is - don't let him do anal or you'll end up with a rusty barnacle."
by dimebag40 April 9, 2010
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Rusty Barstool

Having sex with a woman where she is on top when she's on her period.
She was on top of me last night and left me with a Rusty Barstool.
by Oneballbobby September 3, 2010
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Rusty Pacifier

During doggystyle sex begin thumbing your partners ass , while still having sex pull your thumb out and stick it into their mouth so they can suck it like a pacifier.
i was havin sex with this chick and while i was fucking her doggstyle i gave her the rusty pacifier
by Giovanni Romano October 21, 2010
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Rusty Trombone

From Wikipedia:

Rusty trombone is a sexual act in which a man stands with his knees and back slightly bent, with feet at least shoulder width apart to expose his anus. The other partner typically kneels behind the man and performs anilingus while reaching up beneath the testicles or around the body to manually administer rapid up and down motions of the penis, mimicking the motions of a trombone player. The act is defined primarily by the physical orientation of the partners and the combination of analingus with manual sexual stimulation; however, other positions and variations are possible.
Haley played my rusty trombone last night.
by Fakename Bill August 3, 2014
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rusty trumpkin

A sexual act where you lick a Trump supporters ass while simultaneously giving them a reach around at a rally to make the supporters seem more enthusiastic about cheering for a losing candidate. This is a modification on the rusty trombone.
My tongue is sore after giving rusty trumpkins all across the country.
by Contributor_Random November 16, 2016
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Rustysanchez

Hi skill level of the variant of the rusty trombone where the partner blowing ass and jerking dick performs a spectacular finishing move by spinning around the ass suckee like a strpper pole and planting a dirty Sanchez mustache on said suckee with the original partners poopy tongue
Jen is such a bore. She was barely keeping me hard with a lackluster rustytrombone then like being shot with an epiphany gun the dead eyed bitch turns Einstein and whips around my body leaveing my balls empty of jizz and my mouth full of my own shitty Sanchez mustache. That brilliant Rustysanchez was so good I 180d my plans and brought Jen back to town and out of the woods!
by Scrunthole June 17, 2018
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The Rupty Rup

narcisitical, egotistical
one in love with oneself, to love oneself more then another
by rick daniels November 23, 2003
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