street ratchet

A person who imitates actual urban citizens but only comes off as a complete tool

J.J. acts so ghetto, but he's really from some hick town. He's such a street ratchet.

by Schooled, Son February 1, 2013

Boo-Ratch

A slut tweeker hoe that thinks shes all that but just a burnt out whore

Did u chill with Malissa last night?

Yeah i fucked that Boo-Ratch, who dosen't.

by twathammer December 19, 2013

hardy reacharound

Male: that guy who only really wants to be "friends" with your girlfriend. Talks about you behind your back to her, hopes you break up and if you do he'll be the first guy to "console" her.

That asshat just Hardy Reacharounded me!

by Yawn80 June 3, 2014

Situational Ratchet

The act of stepping out of character; to act ratchet only when the situation calls for it.

When my employer incorrectly calculated my check.
I became ratchet which in fact was a state of being situational ratchet.

by CookE March 1, 2015

Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical

"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."

by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016

The reach of shame

When you are at your home or at a friends house or any public place overnight and you forget to bring your towel into the bathroom with you and another person has to hand you a towel while you reach through the small crack of the door so they don't see anything but your hand and arm.

"The other day, I had The reach of shame"

by TheSlaughterer July 20, 2017

kentucky reach around

When your boss fucks you but is courteous enough to pay you time and a half.

My boss gave me the old Kentucky reach around last night.

by The Last Canadian Hero September 13, 2017