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The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical
"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."
by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016
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When a woman puts her legs behind her head (like a pretzel) and men bukkake on her (giving it a glazed appearance).

The term first appeared in Song Reader: the musical as a group specialty at the Old Shanghai strip club.
"Ms. Teddy Bear does the glazed pretzel for cheap."
by Yuri Andropov July 22, 2016
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