fudge puppy

Having anal sex with a girl doggie style

Hey bro, got some nasty fudge puppy last night.

by jessknowsbest August 31, 2011

Pound Puppy

Pound puppies is a term, when applied to people, that means they are children who need to be rescued Or who can’t take care of themselves.

My MIL said her son married a “pound puppy” which sounds cute but what she was really saying is that I am lower class than her family and that my husband rescued me.

by Latham4 January 9, 2020

nut puppy

When you give a child a blowjob you sick fuck.

Gabriel got a big surprise when he accepted the nut puppy from the man behind the alley.

by Littlebigbitch March 13, 2018

Puppy Fat

When a teenager, aged 13-15 gains weight during puberty, especially around their belly.

‘You can really see Lewis’ puppy fat when he takes his shirt off’ - I.e. Lewis has a belly.

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 August 15, 2018

Grass puppy

A Grass puppy is a cow. So when people say that Cows are just ugly say no they are grass puppys

Alex- "Have you seen my Grass puppy yet?"
Sandra-"WTH is a Grass puppy?"
Alex- "A cow, duh"

by Lifewcee November 27, 2017

Pig puppy

A strange multi-breed dog that can do a 90 degree straight jump into the air, chase pick ups already driving up to 40 mph and somehow still lacks the common sense to see a glass door right in front of her when she is trying to chase the squirrel on the other side of it. 2. the only dog in history i have ever seen climb straight up a tree after a squirrel and not fall off the trunk. She also thinks no matter what side of the door she is on when the door bell rings that an INTRUDER is on the opposite side.3. a retarded minny pit bull pug puppy that eats garbage instead of real food because the garbage tastes better to her. 4. a dog who is very good at destroying chew toys and has the ability to follow only two comands "poop" and "play". This creature is supposed to be a combination of a pug and a pitbull but really looks like a bobble head boxer. If this dog was a cartoon it would resemble scrappy doo.

My pig puppy has big pug eyes and pitbull teeth.

by flutterby33 November 13, 2010

warm puppy

shitting in someones pillow case

"lol i put a warm puppy in his bed"

by gracieBABYtm October 16, 2008