tech monkeys

All the wonderful tech people who perform fix-it miracles with web based platforms or IT hardware.

John: WTF? Twitter is down again!

Jim: I'm sure the Twitter tech monkeys will have it fixed it no time.

by LittleNano March 22, 2011

monkey looking

an ugly person that looks like a monkey

shut your monkey looking ass up

by booty_mcanus_3001 December 10, 2022

Mustard Monkey

A racial slur towards Asians describing their skin color.
(Do not use unless Asian or have permission from an asian)

Oh look at that mustard monkey over there.

by AnchorageFilipino May 16, 2022

chotch monkey

a petty bitch

If Isabelle ever wanted Josh back she blew it by being a chotch monkey.

by Chotch Monkey July 08, 2016

Mhhh monkey

when you are please and no one knows why

when master oogway saves monkeys life he asks why and answers Mhhh monkey

if you want to see for you self search Mhhh monkey in google

by Mhhh-monkey May 13, 2020

Pan monkey

A line cook in a restaurant, especially one viewing his work as mindless

"You know, I didn't always used to be a pan monkey. I was a lawyer once."

by JoeShablotnik June 01, 2018

Nic monkey

Someone who will do anything to get some nicotine but has no intention of being a stoner

Carson: yo Dave, sauce that juul

Dave: stfu Carson, your a fucking nic monkey

by Shuter.iv October 30, 2018