Rockfest Moron

A person or intelligent animal who upon receiving their rockfest braclet, are so begot with joy that they try their braclet on only to find that it cannot removed. This person must either wear the braclet or remove his hands, or they will will be not be able to get into the rockfest in a week and half.

Jimbod said " Wee-Haww! Done my hangout ticket! Look at my awesome braclet, lemme just try it on right quick.

Bystander said "Looks pretty sweet dude! But, I think you arent supposed to wear that yet!?

Jimbod said - "Well I'll Be Damned!" Looks like Ima need a sweatband!

Other Guy -"He's Rockfest Moron."

by KingofWarmLettuce October 11, 2012

Fucking moron

The phrase said by foreign minister of Russia Lavrov at press conference 08/11/15.

What the fucking morons! (c) Lavrov

by Palpalych January 13, 2017

italian moron

anyone named lino

that spugatz over there is an italian moron

by mr mcdickhead December 15, 2018

Peroxy-moron

Peroxy-Moron
An obvious contradiction in what Donald Trump espouses, and what he does.

What a peroxy-moron! Donald Trump wants to put up a wall to prevent illegal aliens from entering the US, yet he has a system to provide them with phony papers, and has been employing them under the table at his resorts for years.

by Randspan February 9, 2019

peroxy-moron

A contradiction between what Donald Trump says and does.

What a peroxy-moron! Trump wants us to pay for a wall to keep illegals out of the US, but gives them phony papers and employs them under the table at his resorts.

by Randspan February 9, 2019

Low Moron

A small person trying to use big words, but only comes across as a moron.

That dude is a low moron when he talks.

by Tootootrue March 30, 2019

mount moron

A hypothetical mountain that you have to climb just to learn the right words in order to know what you want to search for.

And now I have to climb my way up mount moron again 🙄

by Title March 9, 2020