These damn monsters on minecraft like creepers skeletons spiders but when a skeleton rides a spider it is called a spider jockey and there are zombies and there are also zombie pigmen
by Pseudonym3456 December 30, 2013

some fucked up thing that a person will either spend too much time, just enough time, or not enough time on for entertainment of 8-9 year olds who use their mom’s credit cards for Minecraft
by SnowyTWebs November 17, 2019

The delusion a person is put under when playing the game "Minecraft," in which time elapses much quicker then normal. When under this delusion, an hour may feel like 5 minutes.
The Minecraft effect:
12:24 AM: I should probably be getting off soon. Just gotta finish up mining here, then I'll be done.
1:40 AM: Alright, done- wait, 1:40?! Holy Notch!
12:24 AM: I should probably be getting off soon. Just gotta finish up mining here, then I'll be done.
1:40 AM: Alright, done- wait, 1:40?! Holy Notch!
by jDerf November 23, 2011

by Oh Noez765 December 9, 2019

An unofficial online sport for 12 year old boys with titties play with something other than their dicks.
Hey bro dont be saying that unfamily friendly shit in the chat or else youll be banned from playing competitive minecraft.
by ScumbagTito November 30, 2017

by WWWJOS August 20, 2021

A version of Minecraft what everyone uses to play some stupid servers and play minigames on servers.
by halloweens November 17, 2021
