Mortal Kombat Swaying

The process of getting incredibly drunk to the point where your standing is that of a dizzy/defeated opponent from the original Mortal Kombat games

"The cats knocked my PS5 out of my window so the next best thing to do would to get Mortal Kombat Swaying drunk and sing dizzy karaoke hits and whatnot..

by Shadownaki April 6, 2022

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mort._vr

Mort VR is a tiktoker who just recently made up his account, he doesn't really post that much, but when he does, it's kinda funny. You should definitely give him a follow

Look, it's mort._vr I should follow him

by Mort._vr April 16, 2022

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a little devious menacing looking troll man with long musty hair, ragged unkept clothes and a stick covered in blood. He is the embodiment of evil and enjoys mass murder on a Sundays to wind down. Over the years he has gathered a cult of people who will die and kill for him, he frequently abuses them for a laugh. Mort is wanted in 134 countries for war crimes and if spotted get on your knees and pray he has eaten today.

Other names include Pablo Escobar, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Stalin and Katy Butchard

Dude, Mort only killed 47384839 people today, he must be having a good day

by Domingo Catfish April 24, 2022

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McArthur high school

A school where no one really cares about their education, maybe 60 at most in every 530 students in each graduating class takes their studies seriously and maybe less than one percent will go to a school harder to get into than University of south Florida. Trap music is blasted between classes and students will cuss your brains out and won’t mind using racial slurs even if they’re the race that those words are aimed at. 66% of students in each grade has a boyfriend, girlfriend or partner and although it’s not a problem, they often skip classes to make out. Some teachers are extremely lenient and won’t handle bullying unless you report it yourself, bystanders most likely won’t care and won’t bother to report bullying themselves when a student is vulnerable.

Have you heard of Mcarthur high school? No one really cares there.

by Puppybarley May 3, 2022

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Mortal Kombat

The of fighting whilst completely drunk in Scotland.

Bloody hell Jock ,That black eye and fat lip are massive .Mind you that slash along your check isn't much better. I see that you were player 1 on Mortal Kombat again ?

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

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