lance

GAY ~ DUMB ~ HAS ~ NO ~ FRIENDS ~ WERES ~ GAY ~ CLOTHES!!!!

see "faggot"!!!!!!!!!

ewwwwwww, what a LANCE!!!!!

That guy is so LANCE!!!!!

LANCE!!!!!

by Sing Shong April 5, 2008

lance

A boy who likes to give manbooby hugs all night long, they excite him and he doesnt ever want to stop.

That guy is totally lance.. he wouldn't stop touchin my man boobies all night long.

by C123C June 21, 2006

Lance

The name lance means a gay bottom aka a twink. When someones name is lance they are most likely a twink and shall be referred to that way. The twinkiest combined last name would be lotts. Lance A lotts slayer of dragons and men.

“Oh look theres lance”

“Lance lotts”?
“Yeah”
“ Oh damn hes the biggest twink ever”

by Cronkbeech October 17, 2019

Lance Stroll

Lance stroll is the sweetest underrated f1 driver there is, he is known for being called “daddys money” due to his loving relationship with his father, Lawrence Stroll, but despite this Lance is the most genuine person on the grid, hes aware he comes from money and is thankful for his dad. I love lance stroll.

person without a living father - “lance stroll is a shit driver, daddys money. 🤡🤡”

“nope. hes a humble guy, who deserves the world ❤️”

by jaasminee! July 31, 2023

Lance Burton

You lure a hot chick to participate in a new magic trick. You place a red blanket over the hottie and only expose her toes (after you take his shoes and socks off due to a foot fetish)

You then magically make the hottie levitate while ramming your thumb up her ass. The chick may scream “oh my ass or Lance Burton’s thumb is in my ass” and you must laugh this off while showing off two perfect replicas of your hands (which are wired to your suit) which proves you cannot have your thumb up the chicks ass

I gave that bitch a Lance Burton in front of her parents at thier Christmas Eve party

by Jmrbonzo March 25, 2009

main-lander

Someone anyone from the "old world" from an American perspective.

Josh: Dude we got a new black dude in class!
Tony: I wonder if he is from Compton lol
Josh: No,no dude. Hes a main-lander, hes from Nigeria!

by collosoll May 23, 2014

Lanced

To be caught doing something wrong and disgraced in front of a large group of people (as happened to Lance Armstrong which is obviously where the word comes from).

served owned caught found found out hated

They finally figured out that secretary has been stealing the petty cash & blaming everyone else - they pulled stolen money out of her desk in front of everyone!

Oh man she totally got lanced!!!

served owned caught found found out hated

by Smashers242 January 16, 2013