Jermaine

A cute ass hood nigga, he a gangster in the streets but a cutie in the sheets.

Person1: Yo Jermaine gangster as fuck homie
Person2: but he hella cute tho like for real

by jeffreyM12 January 5, 2021

jeriko

Jeriko the guy who makes you fall for him so easily and is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's the type to say sorry to a leaf if he stepped on it but still has a little bad in him. Jeriko is the guy to make you a better person just by looking at him.

Jeriko: hi I'm jeriko
Girl: hi I'm in love

by Kandy jonez August 10, 2017

Left Wing Circle Jerk

A term to describe a forum, subreddit, comments section, etc. of far-left individuals who strawman anyone to the right of them, mass downvote anyone who disagrees with them, discuss articles without reading past the headlines, and poorly criticize theories that they don't understand.

Person A: I tried reading r/politics yesterday and everyone kept attacking the Senator in the article's title because the headline made him sound racist when he was just trying to place an amendment on a bill
Person B: Sounds like a Left Wing Circle Jerk

by SueDeNym's pseudonym July 3, 2020

jerkstore

background:
I first heard "jerkstore" on an episode of Seinfeld. George (Jason Alexander) was at a business meeting, eating a whole mess o' shrimp. This other guy says, "Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp." Everyone has a good laugh and George is speechless. On the drive home, he thinks up a comeback "Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called, they're running out of you."

Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called... they're running out of you.

by richie! November 15, 2004

Jericho

he’s a really nice guy, loves to make jokes and likes thick people, just like him.

wow jericho is sooo thick.... oh yeah thicker than thotiana

by jericho’s cute a$$ March 14, 2019

Professor Hans Jerkov

Slang normally used to denote the act of masturbation.

You saw the mess he did with his... addiction?
Yeah, apparently he consulted Professor Hans Jerkov.

by Polaris Alpha April 25, 2010

jeremy clarkson

A hilarious TV star from the BBC motoring show top gear (UK, not the horrible American one). He has a great sense of humor, sometimes a bit controversial and seemingly with the logic of a twelve year old but great to watch and together with Richard Hammond and James May, the greatest TV show in the world(it is the most watched factual TV show in the world) is produced.

Did you see the latest Top Gear Christmas special?
-no, what was it about?
-Jeremy Clarkson, Richard and May went on a journey though Patagonia! it is great! i really recommend it!
-OK, thanks, i think i will watch it.

by random ass dude who is sexayyy January 21, 2015