hookbrine

A herobrines lore son. He is an amazing guy. He is amazing at pvp and minecraft, and he will hurt anyone who hurts his loved ones. He is that type of person that you can become friends with and he'll still be in your life, involved or not. A hookbrine is funny, smart and loves pvp. He has the brains but often puts it off. A hookbrine is also has a special place in your heart, you will never understand why or how; he just is.

Girl 1: Man did you see hookbrine?
Girl 2: Gosh did I miss him?
Girl 1: Yeah he was doing some elite pvp

by Queen Anonymous September 11, 2021

hook eye

A disease that affects fisherman that get obsessed with finding the right hook.

Bill: Hmm... Too long...

Bob: Hey, what's with bill?

Lacy: Oh, yeah, he's got a bad case of hook eye.

Bill: No, this hook isn't thick enough...

by Forest Lunchable September 21, 2022

Hook Ping

League of Legend’s in-game pinging system in which one of the options is a hook.
The hook resembles a rope, essentially used to tell someone to kill themselves discreetly in game.

Go hook ping yourself evan

by Ramenese March 27, 2023

Veloci-hooker

VEL - OS - E - hooker.

Half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard Identified by a hotter-than thou attitude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.

Common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types

Natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.

"why did that brunette just leave the table?"
"That veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so I told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants."

by 5ronins December 8, 2009

couch hooker

a partner that is so lazy,so irresponsible that you have to LITERALLY pay them to get up off your couch.

i heard lisa had a new boyfriend.... yes, but he's a couch hooker, she has to pay him to get up when she gets home from work....ah,bummer.

by karmagirlbme April 11, 2010

former hook

a girl (or guy) that someone has hooked up with in the past

yo check out that bitch!
she's a former hook.

by jeff samardjiza December 26, 2010

Hat Hooker

A hooker that you pay to wear your favorite hats, which then strangely pleases you.

That Hat Hooker put my bowling cap on and I just about jizzed my pants.

by Tom Jankadewdle June 1, 2011