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Mills goggles

1. When a woman has been going to Mills college so long that she begins to find anything with a penis attractive. Similar to beer goggles. Feelings of deep regret may follow hooking up with a man when seeing through Mills goggles.

2. See also: Millsbian
Mills woman: "Did you see that guy with the unibrow? Man, he's soooo hot!"
Non-Mills attending friend: "Man, you've got your Mills goggles on again. That man is a beast!"
by The C Word April 20, 2008
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kiss and giggle

A term used to describe any minor disobedience, lollygagging or any fun at all. An interesting part about this tem is, that when said, people typically know what the speaker is referring to despite the vagueness of its definition
"I don't want to see any kiss and giggle over there!"
"Evan, if you keep on kissing and giggling your outta here!"
"Oh shit! Coach is coming! STOP ALL THE KSS AND GIGGLE"
"I think I kiss and giggled in my pants."
by Mr Twig November 11, 2008
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arabian sun goggles

A Gentleman politely lays his sac on your face, conveniently placing a nut in each eye.
This nice young man gave me arabian sun goggles last night
by Dudu January 9, 2007
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Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo

Simply dirty jokes along with many other puns on similar words that seem harmless at first but turned in quite a different way ... Another popular one that has gotten around is : Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook? ...
You will need to use your dirty mind to figure out the true meaning to these.
Mike: Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo

Abby: get lost mike ... before I mace you ...

Mike: well how about you come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook?

Abby: ew mike your such a pervert
by MaT5892 July 27, 2009
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Andover Goggles

Since there is such a small selection of hot girls at Phillips Academy, boys at PA have come to wear Andover Goggles. Andover Goggles lower the standard on average by 3.0186. Pennies seem like nickels, and nickels seem like dimes.
Chad: "Damn bro that chick is ugly"
*puts on andover goggles*
"WOW SHES HOT!"

Winston: "That girl is a 5 in real life but with andover goggles she's a 9."
by Dr. Hagler September 27, 2010
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Google Baiting

To Google bait is to tempt Google's suggestion bar feature by typing in a random phrase and seeing what it advises you to finish the phrase with and search for. It is a proven cure for boredom, as there is a high frequency of crazy-ass shit showing up.
Jimmy: Yo, what you doin', homeboy?

Johnny: Yo, I'm Google baiting. I'm so bored, I been doin' this shit all afternoon. I typed in "Is George Bush" and google suggested "Jewish?" and "a reptilian?". I nearly died LOLing.

Jimmy: Yo, that's so silly, dude. I mean, everyone knows that Dubya's a reptile, right?
by noah91 November 16, 2009
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Chewonki Goggles

1) The state of being so packed with intellectual spirit, one's choice in mates becomes skewed.
2) See Beer Goggles
I can't believe its not Willard! Must be these gosh dang Chewonki Goggles
by supremecourtier March 9, 2005
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