telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").

I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.

by Telephony November 20, 2021

poupu fruit

a fruit from a game, in the game there is a legend that says that if you share a puopu fruit with someone you really care about your destinies become intertwined

in kingdom hearts 3 sora shared a poupu fruit with kairi

by black rose gacha July 18, 2021

Fruit crime

A joke phrase said when a gay person is 'inconvenienced' and they state it's because they were gay. It's not actually a hate crime, but it's still funny

"Dude my teacher failed my test. That's a fruit crime"- some gay person at one point probably

by Kalico_kid September 11, 2021

fruit nubs

Nipples

"Your fruit nubs are showing through your shirt."

by Hittingtownwithjesus January 28, 2012

fruit burn

When you take a fat hit of fruit and you get a burning sensation in your throat and the need to cough

"Is he dead?"
" No he's just laying down cause he got fruit burn"

by cracker jack me off November 14, 2018

taco fruit

Tacos that aren't made in a kitchen but rather grown on trees and are classified as part of the fruit family!

"Can I have a fruit salad?"
"Do you want a taco fruit with that?"
"Yes sir!"

by Zevil August 29, 2017

forebitten fruit

Refers to any comestible that you aren't allowed to eat for sanitary reasons, because a chomp has already been taken out of it.

If Adam had known about contagions the way we do in modern times, he might not have partaken of the forebitten fruit that Eve offered him, and so the couple's overall punishment might not have been so severe as it was after both of them had some of the apple..

by QuacksO November 1, 2018